Monday, December 22, 2014

Judge John Hodgman (Podcast)

Judge John Hodgman (2010-present) is a podcast on the Maximum Fun network in which real-life friends and loved ones present a personal dispute to John Hodgman, the deadpan comedian known for contributions to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and This American Life; for being the PC in the Mac vs. PC commercials; for writing The Areas of My Expertise, a book of dubious facts (including a lengthy list of hobo names); and for being a former literary agent to Bruce Campbell. Cases range from everyday squabbles (what kind of soap goes in the kitchen soap dispenser?) to philosophical arguments (are machine guns robots?). After questioning each side, Hodgman rules on the case, determining who is right, who is wrong, and what the sentence is.


When I first heard about this idea, I said, “YES. That is the part John Hodgman was born to play.” Hodgman’s cult following know that the stuffy, Solomonic persona comes naturally to him, and that he is a sharply witty improviser with a knack for succinct and precise descriptions that highlight the unique oddities of any given situation. Fans of Hodgman’s pieces on This American Life also know what a good interviewer he is. He is a careful, alert listener who always manages to interject at a key moment with a brief but extremely specific follow-up question that zeroes in on the most bizarre, illuminating, juicy details. And like all the best Supreme Court justices, Hodgman ends each case with an eloquent closing statement drawing in all the aspects of the case and tying them to the larger issues they represent.
Maximum Fun creator Jesse Thorn is an excellent bailiff, funny in his own right and delightfully amused by the proceedings, and the occasional guest witnesses culled from John Hodgman's friends include all your favorite small-time celebrities.


Key Episodes

8. To Tree or Not To Tree (December 20, 2010) - A wife wants to put up a Christmas tree on the first of December, but her husband objects, with an increasingly bizarre theological argument concerning the solemnity of Advent. Judge John Hodgman’s creative solution to this problem is inspired. (Updates at the end of the December 22, 2011 episode; the 2013 Holiday Special; and the 2014 holiday episode)


38. Pepperoni Pauper (October 19, 2011) - A girlfriend is embarrassed by her boyfriend’s habit of picking the trash for unused sweepstakes tickets at an unnamed Toronto pizza chain (I KNOW WHICH ONE!!). This episode is notable not so much for the dispute but for its origination of Judge Hodgman’s hypothetical restaurant Canadian House of Pizza and Garbage, which went on to spark a t-shirt and a jingle.


54. Die Flederhaus (April 4, 2012) - Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn can’t keep it together when questioning two brothers about their decision to live in a bat-infested shell of a house. (Update in the 2013 Holiday Special)


Bonus Episodes


5. The Long-Necked Custody Battle (November 29, 2010) - Two best friends and former roommates argue over which one should take possession of a joint-owned robotic giraffe. In a reverse of the classic Solomon case, each friend argues vociferously in favor of the other. (Update in the 2013 Holiday Special)

9. The Parenthetical Petition (January 3, 2011) - A couple argues over whether authors should be allowed to use parentheses in fiction, a matter which seems abstract but turns personal very quickly. This energetic live recording is MC'd by guest bailiff Elna Baker (author of The Tenth Annual Regional Mormon Halloween Dance, and that great This American Life piece about working the Lee Middleton Doll Collection at Christmas.)

10. A Cone-Tractual Dispute (January 21, 2011) - A fairly straightforward dispute over payment for services rendered is plagued with bizarre details about waffle cones and ironic basements, which an aggrieved John Hodgman attributes to the guests’ hometown of Portland, Oregon.


22. Tips, Tricks, and Justice (April 29, 2011) - Morgan Webb of Xplay is a guest expert in an argument about whether using a video game strategy guide constitutes cheating. Judge Hodgman describes George Plimpton’s Video Falconry.


40. The Abuse of Flower Power (November 2, 2011) - Judge Hodgman requires a lot of backstory to rule on the garden dispute of a pair of lesbians who live in a storage unit.


73. Gavelbangers Ball (August 30, 2012) - John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats is an expert witness as a boyfriend tries to convince his girlfriend to like metal. Given that Hodgman has a strong stance on convincing people to like things (he doesn’t), this seems like it should be an open-and-shut case, but the episode provides the judge, the girlfriend, and the listener at home a startlingly convincing case for the band Merciful Fate.


105. To The Victor Goes the Spoiled (April 10, 2013) - Alton Brown of Good Eats is a well-informed and sharply witty guest expert ruling on the acceptability of eating moldy, spoiled food. (This is Brown’s second appearance; he also appeared episode 53, Cannery Row, about a mother/daughter relationship torn asunder by differing home canning practices.) This episode was written up on Food Republic.


137. Six Feet Plunder (December 4, 2013) - A woman wishes her friend would stop calling her a grave robber, just because she steals miniature Christmas trees from cemeteries. This was my first episode of JJHO, and it holds a special place in my heart, but I also maintain that it's a great episode. It's one of those stories that immediately unfolds to reveal layers and depths far beyond the original scope of the problem as presented. Both guests are weird and charming and unaware of how weird and charming they are. John Hodgman gets to the heart of matters with laserlike focus, while allowing plenty of time to explore side avenues and give us a glimpse of a sweet friendship in the bizarre world of professional watch repair.


166. My Legal Pony (June 25, 2014) - A woman and her friend disagree on whether her Shetland ponies are ill-mannered or not.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

30 Rock


30 Rock (2006-2013, creator Tina Fey) is a sitcom about the behind-the-scenes story of a Saturday Night Live-esque live comedy variety show, particularly the personal life of its frazzled single head writer, Liz Lemon (Tina Fey). A love song to television, 30 Rock lovingly plays on the tropes of classic single-woman sitcoms (Mary Tyler Moore show, et al), giving them a modern, often surreal twist.

At the heart of 30 Rock is the unlikely friendship between outspoken liberal Liz Lemon and her conservative, classy businessman boss, Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), which Liz describes in one episode as "work husband/uncle" and Jack describes as "coworker/little brother." The ensemble cast also includes unhinged star Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan), self-centered diva Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), and TV-obsessed hillbilly Kenneth (Jack McBrayer, who won my heart before I ever saw 30 Rock playing an old-school dad with a pipe in an improv show at UCB Theater).

I find 30 Rock incredibly comforting to watch and to marathon. It's a clever, good-hearted workplace show with classic TV roots. Storylines and relationships do build, so it's worth watching the show completely and in order if you're enjoying it. This is not a show where some episodes are wildly better than others. Within seasons, I think they're fairly even in quality. My favorite seasons are 1-3, 4-6 are fine, and 7 is a little weak.

Key Episodes

1.7 “Tracy Does Conan” - Tracy goes off his meds and flips out just before an appearance on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and a blood-donation-exhausted Liz must run around putting out fires in an episode that builds to classic 30 Rock increasing mania. A good snapshot of Liz’s relationship with the epitome of bad boyfriends, Dennis Duffy (Dean Winters), some classic lines from coolly uninvested Jack, and a guest appearance from a very special hallucinated blue dude (Rachel Dratch). This is a good introductory episode; it’s the first episode where 30 Rock seems to hit its stride, and gives you a good idea of the characters and relationships.

1.18 “Fireworks” - Jack faces off against fellow low-talking businessman Devon Banks (Will Arnett), and Liz makes the immediately backfiring decision to fraudulently join AA to woo her dream man (Jason Sudeikis). With as much genuine tension and speechifying as a romantic comedy, combined with Jack’s corporate drama, this is 30 Rock hitting its cinematic storytelling golden age.

2.13 "Succession" - In an exciting conclusion to the writers'-strike-shortened second season, Jack's boss Don Geiss (Rip Torn) tips him off that he'll be the next president of the company, and Jack preps Liz to take over his own corporate role, but does Devon Banks have another trick up his sleeve? Meanwhile, Tracy is seized with inspiration to design a porn video game in a strangely moving parody of Amadeus.

Bonus Episodes

1.1 "Pilot" - In her book Bossypants, Tina Fey describes the pilot as sweaty and unpolished, and compares it unfavorably to the pilot of Cheers. But personally, I think the Cheers pilot is dead boring, and the pilot of 30 Rock does a fantastic job of setting up the triangle of Liz, Jack, and Tracy and the complete clash in their worldviews.

1.9 “The Baby Show” - A biological clock-affected Liz accidentally steals a baby. A classic episode with some strangely heartfelt conversations, and the first mention (but not appearance) of Jack’s difficult mother.

2.1 “SeinfeldVision” - Jack comes up with an idea to save the network which enrages Jerry Seinfeld, and Liz deals poorly with heartbreak by buying a discount wedding dress.

2.4 “Rosemary’s Baby” - Disappointed with her own selling out, Liz is excited to stick it to the man by offering a guest writer spot to her comedy writer idol, Rosemary (Carrie Fisher), who really pushed the envelope on her Smothers Brothers-like variety show in the 70s, but it slowly dawns on her that Rosemary is totally bonkers.

2.9 “Ludachristmas” - Families descent on the set for Christmas. Jack tries to ditch his critical mother Colleen (Elaine Stritch), and remains perplexed at the unconditional love and support of Liz’s cheerful family (Anita Gilette, Buck Henry, and Andy Richter).

3.4 “Gavin Volure” - Liz discovers the upsides of dating a hermit when Jack introduces her to eccentric millionaire Gavin Volure (Steve Martin), Tracy uses a Japanese sex doll of himself to outsmart his sons whom he worries are going to “Menendez” him, and Kenneth’s new job as floor marshall makes him a hero of the third-act climax. Features one of my favorite 30 Rock lines from Gavin Volure: “We’ll go to Toronto! It’s just like New York, but without all the stuff!”

3.12 "Larry King" - When the Asian markets go crazy, Jack has to decide between business and love of a good woman (Salma Hayek); Tracy happens to be the inappropriate guest on Larry King during the crisis and stirs up panic; and Liz allows Kenneth believe they are friends instead of just co-workers so he will escort her through the apocalyptic wasteland the city has become. A classic example of 30 Rock's ability to weave intersecting storylines building up to an over-the-top tizzy. While the world goes off the rails, the storylines are still ultimately rooted in characters and relationships, generally ending in adorably childish friendship morals.

5.4 “Live Show” - I’m personally not a big fan of 30 Rock’s two experiments in live televised events, but they’re famous so you sort of have to watch one. The energy is good, but the storytelling is necessarily simplistic, and I do not like laugh tracks, even real ones.

5.17 “Queen of Jordan” - Another famous gimmick has 30 Rock parodying reality shows. It is completely spot on.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Star Trek: The Next Generation


Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994, created by Gene Roddenberry) is the sequel series to the classic 1960s science fiction groundbreaker Star Trek. I'm not too familiar with the iconic original series, but as a child of the 90s, The Next Generation is dear to my heart and so ingrained in my brain that I'll probably be talking about Lt. Cmdr. Data and engineer Geordi La Forge long after I've forgotten my own name.

Like its 1960s predecessor, TNG follows the adventures of the intrepid crew of the exploration and science vessel Enterprise, run by the utopian Federation in an intergalactic space traveling future. Most episodes are completely self-contained and explore some sort of moral or intellectual question related to a science fiction concept. In a departure from the original series, the captain is not a brash and headstrong ladies' man, but a diplomatic peacemaker whose most powerful weapon is his intellect. In a brilliant casting decision, Captain Jean-Luc Picard is played by Royal Shakespeare Company alum and future knight Patrick Stewart, whose subtle and powerful performance consistently outshines every other aspect of production and lends the show more emotional depth and legitimacy than it probably really deserves. Accordingly, most of my Key Ep choices are Picard-centric.

Key Episodes

5.2 "Darmok" - Everyone I talked to agreed this should be on the list; several people independently suggested this episode as a good introduction to TNG when I described the idea of the Key Episodes blog. The Enterprise crew runs up against a metaphorical brick wall trying to communicate with the Tamarians. Universal translator technology is advanced in the Star Trek universe, and indeed individual words are correctly literally translated, but the sentences and thoughts don't seem to make sense. "Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra," the Tamarian captain urgently tells Picard as they struggle to survive on the surface of a nearby planet. Mistrust turns to genuine friendship as Picard makes inroads to understanding. This is a fantastic episode for giving Patrick Stewart a showcase for acting talent (as all the best TNG episodes are), the idea is cool to think about, and the moral lesson about finding common ground with an alien culture is central to the whole mission of Star Trek. Also, I love using the phrase "Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra" as a conversational shorthand to describe a situation where it's hard to understand someone because they use references I don't know; it's like an Ourobouros of meta-meta-metaphor.

5.23 "I, Borg" - The Enterprise ambiguously imprisons/rescues an injured member of the Borg, that fantastically terrifying TNG all-star enemy dedicated to erasing individuality and subsuming all cultures in its monolithic collective. Against Dr. Crusher's Hippocratic objections, Geordi LaForge volunteers to reprogram this Borg (what's the singular of Borg?) with a virus and release him as a Trojan horse. But as he examines the prisoner to understand his tech specs, he's gradually won over. "Hugh" (as Geordi names him) is full of guileless curiosity about his captors, the concept of friendship, and what being an individual even means. Even Picard is eventually convinced, leading to a tough decision: go ahead with the genocidal plan with the new knowledge that Hugh is a lovable exception (and therefore that other Borg individuals may be "rehabilitated"?) Or offer Hugh asylum, knowing that this will only paint a target on the Enterprise for their most vicious and powerful enemy? Even though there's not a huge amount of Picard in this episode (though he does have a few good scenes), and even though the emotional arc relies on selling us on the relationship between Geordi and a half-machine one-off character, this is a moving episode that's a far superior exploration of the Borg, and of the contradictions of wartime morality, than the big-budget "Best of Both Worlds" (see bonus episodes). Hugh is pretty cute, too.

5.25 "The Inner Light" - A strange probe sends a beam that locks onto Picard, rendering him apparently catatonic to the crew. Cut to: Picard waking up in a small, comfortable home in a sunny, Grecian-inspired village on a planet long ago and far away. In a series of cuts, we watch Picard grow and age, becoming a member of the community, having a family, living an entire lifetime (including an appearance by Patrick Stewart's actual son). It's another Picard ep, of course, so his acting does a lot of heavy lifting (in spite of truly terrible and unnecessary age makeup). But the writing is also top notch here, tapping into those bone-deep feelings we humans have about aging, the continuity of generations, memory, love, and music to tell a story about the mortality of an entire planet.

Star Trek, particularly in TNG, but maybe all of them, at its heart, has three goals: it wants to tell thought-provoking stories about cool speculative and science fiction concepts; it wants to tell emotional stories that touch your heart and make you feel something; and it wants to tell character stories that explore the psyches of its intrepid heroes. (The movies also want to be action blockbusters with lots of explosions, but we'll leave those aside.) The best episodes hit one or two these marks really well. "The Inner Light" is a rare one that hits all three, amazingly well.

Bonus Episodes

1.02 "Encounter at Farpoint, Part 2" - Augh, Season One of TNG. It's so cheesy. Everything is goofy and over-the-top, and even Patrick Stewart hadn't yet decided what he was going to do with the character of Picard. I'm not recommending this episode because it's good, but because it's important and iconic. The first part is dead boring, so you can feel free to skip that. Jump in when Q arrives.

2.9 "Measure of a Man" - A scientist wants to disassemble the Enterprise's android second officer, Data, to find out how he works, and hopefully, to build more like him. Data is skeptical of the research and refuses, but Starfleet refuses his refusal, classifying him as property. The question of Data's personhood all comes down to a courtroom battle with Picard mounting a passionate defense. This is a good introductory episode, focusing on the essential conflict of the fan-favorite and often plot-central character of Data, and featuring TNG's best hallmarks: the exploration of weighty moral and metaphysical questions, and a climactic Picard speech.

3.15 "Yesterday's Enterprise" - An extremely solid alternate-timeline story that just throws you right in. Everything comes together in an "ah-ha!" moment in the second act, and it's all very tight and nicely done, a good example of Star Trek doing cool things with time. Note that this episode is something of a Tasha Yar rehabilitation, so if you haven't seen any of the first season episodes with her character (including her lame final episode, "Skin of Evil") you might not enjoy this one as much.

3.21 "Holo Pursuits" - In an amusing departure, this episode is told from the point of view of the shy and bumbling Lt. Barclay, with the main bridge crew seen as intimidating bosses and assorted jerks. It gets uncomfortable when we learn that Barclay's virtual reality retreat on the ship's holodeck takes the form of casting his co-workers as sex kittens and fools in a vaguely Robin Hood flavored adventure, but this is overall a fun and memorable episode.

3.23 "Sarek" - The Enterprise is visited by the illustrious Vulcan diplomat Sarek (he's Spock's dad, but that's not relevant in this episode). Sarek's been brought out of retirement to mediate a tense and important negotiation, but the mission is threatened when Picard discovers he's suffering from a form of Vulcan emotional dementia. This is a fairly interesting exploration of the Vulcan condition, but mostly, it's setup for one of the all-time great Picard scenes.

3.26 "The Best of Both Worlds Part 1" & 4.1 "The Best of Both Worlds Part 2" - In a fan-favorite two-parter, Picard is captured by the Borg (see "I, Borg" in Key Episodes). This is the first introduction of the Borg, who represent not only a cool sci-fi idea but a metaphor that totally works to make the Federation look awfully good for its lip service to cultural variety. Picard gets to wear cool make-up and everything here but all this excitement doesn't, to my mind, end up advancing plot or character or interesting moral quandaries that much, so I don't count it as a key episode, although it's fairly entertaining.

4.2 "Family" - This slow, introspective, character-based episode has Picard dealing with the emotional fallout of his Borg experience by visiting his family on Earth. I love it, but it really has nothing to do with anything.

4.9 "Final Mission" - Boy genius Wesley Crusher's final mission before he leaves for Starfleet Academy turns into a disaster when the shuttle crashes, Picard is hurt, and Wesley needs to gather all the leadership capability he can muster to control the roguish shuttle captain and find a way to survive. While a lot of people aren't Wesley fans, I like him, and he has good mentor/mentee chemistry with Picard in this episode, which conveys a sense of grit and real danger more effectively than some of the more sanitized and cerebral eps.

4.25 "In Theory" - Data is hit on by a coworker (not Geordi), and after delightfully seeking the advice of every crewmember, Data decides to try dating. At first, his girlfriend thinks it's sweet that he's devoted subroutines to becoming the perfect lover for her, but she begins to feel it's not enough, raising questions about the nature of romantic relationships: if your boyfriend is good to you, does it matter that he can't, technically, feel love? If you've never been in a relationship, what does it mean to "just be yourself" in a relationship? As long as Star Trek is going to raise questions, I prefer that they be about the nature of romantic relationships.

6.10 "Chain of Command Part 2" - Picard spends the whole episode in captivity being tortured by a Cardassian general after a secret mission goes badly. (Part 1 explains this, but it's a remarkably boring and phoned-in episode, probably because they really didn't have enough material; they should have just jumped into Part 2 in media res, we would have gotten it.) I recently rewatched this after complaining about how I can't stomach watching the torture on Game of Thrones, which gave me special insight into what makes this episode, by contrast, so enjoyable. It rides the line, high-stakes and stressful enough to grip you, but it never feels brutal or pointless. The torture is more psychological than physical, and Picard gets in a few moral wins here and there, too. Both Picard and his captor, played by David Warner (who will forever be Bob Cratchit to me), are amazing actors, extremely charismatic and full of gravitas. It's a master class to watch them play off each other, even if Warner is covered in Cardassian makeup.

6.15 "Tapestry" - Q sends Picard back in time into his own past to set right what once went wrong. Just like Quantum Leap, we see Picard as his regular Patrick Stewarty self, while the other characters react to him as if he's a young cadet, which makes for some awkward/great scenes of him attempting to use mature diplomatic tactics on his brash young friends and flirting with a young lady in a strangely avuncular way. Notable for featuring that scene from a hundred fanvids where Picard and Q wake up in bed together. I like the thoughtful and interesting moral of this story, and a fantastic Patrick Stewart performance, as usual, rises this episode above the level of its writing.

6.19 "Lessons" - This is by no accounts a key episode. It's probably one of the least key ever. But it's my faaaaaavorite. An episode with shockingly little science, plot, or danger, 90% of it (all except about 5 minutes near the end, and even that is iffy) is just a chronicle of Picard's nice relationship with a scientist on board. It's delightful getting music-swell episode breaks on things like Picard smiling after playing a duet with his girlfriend. Between the stately pace, focus on characterization to the exclusion of all else, and Patrick Stewart's tender and nuanced performance, this is a charming, moving, bittersweet exploration of love, emotional vulnerability, duty, and why Picard never seems to date.

7.25 & 7.26, "All Good Things..." - I'll get the bad part of the final episode out of the way first: the solution to the mystery seems dumb at first and just seems dumber the longer you think about it. There is at least one major plot hole to which the only possible explanation is, "I guess the writers got confused about that." Now here's the good: it's suspenseful, gripping, and completely succeeds in drawing you into the mystery; it's technically cinematic with tight, effective editing and superior special effects; it's Picard-centric as well as team-centric, giving a little storyline to almost everyone while allowing Patrick Stewart plenty of time to chew the scenery; it's deliciously sentimental, and uses multiple timelines to give a simultaneous sense of epilogue, retrospective, and continuing mission. A big Picard speech even saves the world one last time. This episode gives good closure and is most effective if you've watched a lot of episodes, and especially if you've seen the opener "Encounter at Farpoint." Save it for last.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

This American Life (Radio)

This American Life (1995-present, creator Ira Glass) is a public radio show. There is a TV series also, but I'm more familiar with the radio show, and I'd like to make a case for talking about it here. It's long-running, has a lot of episodes, and is great, so it's something you might want to introduce people to, but be overwhelmed about where to begin. I'm here to help!

Key Episodes

175 Babysitting This is what TAL is all about: taking some ordinary aspect of life and examining it through little, surprising momens. All the stories in this episode are solid, but the story about the boy and girl who made up a family to baby-sit is probably one of the best TAL has ever done; Myron Jones, the interviewee, is so interesting and warm and delightful.

220 Testosterone This is a good example of the show taking on the human side of a science topic, as interviews with a man who lost his testosterone and a trans man just beginning to take testosterone illustrate the effect the hormone can have on people's personality and experience. Also, there is a fun behind-the-scenes throughline as the producers of the radio show have their testosterone levels checked and try to guess who will be the highest. This may be more fun if you listen to it later after getting to know the various producers better, but it's also a pretty good introduction to them.

328 What I Learned from Television I'm not sure if this is a legit best episode or just the best one for followers of this blog. In this live show recording from 2007 features fun TV stories from an all-star roster of regular contributors: witty David Rakoff learns to embrace reality TV; history geek Sarah Vowell describes a short-lived Puritan-themed sitcom; host Ira Glass gets emotional eulogizing The O.C.; sex advice columnist Dan Savage examines the bizarre worldview of his son's then-favorite show, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Maybe it's because I love TV so much, but there are no bad moments in this episode.

Bonus Episodes
The TAL staff has put together a pretty good list of fan favorite episodes, which is a good place to continue your (or your friend's) journey. I've tried to stray off that list for some of my personal favorite episodes.

65 Who's Canadian? CANADA PRIDE WHOOOO ahem. David Rakoff explains to Ira Glass what happens when he hears the name of someone he knows to be Canadian.

88 Numbers: Notable for containing the Best and Worst songs in the world. I also like all the stories about measuring love with Excel.

190 Living the Dream: The story about transsexual prostitute teenagers is awkward listnening these days, I think, but John Hodgman's story about Bruce Campbell describes his appeal 100% accurately, plus Adam Davidson's hilarious childhood diary about becoming the next Prime Minister of Israel.

226 Reruns Another episode I love for its TV references: Starlee Kine explains why she loves Boy Meets World, and Sarah Vowell talks about people comparing themselves to Rosa Parks (including the great scene from Sports Night). Plus, Robert Krulwich and John Hodgman telling stories with their wives.

268 My Experimental Phase: Three stories, each great in their own way: producer Nancy Updike talks to Ira Glass about convincing herself she was a lesbian (I love when the staff talks among themselves, and this is a good introduction to Nancy); a totally quintessential TAL story about a punk rocker and a Hasidic Jew who form an unlikely friendship and musical partnership in Williamsburg; and a strangely hilarious live stage recording of a woman reading from her 8th grade diary.

293 A Little Bit of Knowledge: Nancy explains the concept of "Modern Jackass"--this show is worth it just for that--plus stories about those childhood misconceptions we don't bother re-examining until well into adulthood, and Dan Savage's story about his six-year-old son's opposition to gay marriage.

323 The Super One of the most memorable TAL stories ever, I think, is Jack Hitt's amazing tale of the super in his old building.

339 Break-up: My favorite story in this one is the one where Starlee Kine gets advice from Phil Collins on how to write a torch song and how to get over a break-up.

355 The Giant Pool of Money: I'm not sure how well this one would hold up, but this contemporary plain-language explanation of the global financial crisis of 2008 was impressive and eye-opening at the time (critically, and to me).

379 Return to the Scene of the Crime: I saw this in theaters as the live show, but it's also fun on radio, with Mike Birbiglia's non-Sleepwalk with Me story and Joss Whedon performing his song about DVD commentary from the DVD commentary of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Good First Episode

I don't have time to do the full Key Episodes treatment of Buffy the Vampire Slayer at the moment, but last week I introduced a new person to the show and the episode that I chose to introduce him turned out to be a good one. Remembering that season one can be off-puttingly low-budget and nineties for some modern viewers, I skipped to 2x3 "School Hard," the episode which introduces fan favorite villain Spike. In addition to setting up the season 2 big bads, this is an episode that gives every recurring character at least a little something to do, from Willow and Xander and Cordelia's comic relief, to Giles's portents of doom, to Angel's confusing ally-or-not/boyfriend-or-not status, to Buffy's mother's warm but concerned parenting, to Principal Snyder's suspicious interference.

It's also an episode that focuses on the central conflict of the show: Buffy's struggle to balance her roles as teen girl and Chosen One vampire slayer. She actually has to be in two places at once in this episode, hosting a school event while preparing for an apocalyptic vampire feast, plans which are disrupted when the vampires literally come and invade her life. Buffy's friends, family, and assorted schoolmates at first seem like liabilities, causing her to worry and to have more people to protect, but ultimately help and save her, readily participating in plans at their own risk and coming to her rescue when she's down. To me, that's the message of the whole series, right there. A loving, supportive team of allies is always more powerful than any one person working alone, no matter how much of a superhero she may be.

Finally, when you come down it, this is a fun Die Hard type adventure with lots of crawling around ducts and getting increasingly dirty, and who doesn't like that?

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory (2007-present, creators Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady) is a sitcom about what happens when nerds meet sex, wholeheartedly designed to appeal to and capitalize on geek culture. With its four-camera filming, laugh track, misunderstanding-heavy episodes, and perennial sexism, it has an old-fashioned feel which juxtaposes oddly with its up-to-the-minute geeky pop culture references.

The show originally focused on put-upon "nice guy" Leonard (Johnny Galecki in a much less appealing role than David on Roseanne) and his attempts to date the much cooler but airheaded aspiring actress next door, Penny (Kaley Cuoco). The show quickly realized its fan favorite character was Leonard's irritable roommate, Sheldon (Jim Parsons), and basically ran with it. Nowadays, with the welcome addition of female brains (and the gradual geekifying of Penny), the show basically follows the formula of a group of six friends, some of whom are coupled, all of whom are nerds.

Key Episodes

1.4 "The Luminous Fish Effect": Sheldon darts manically from project to project after he is fired, prompting Leonard to call in the big guns: Sheldon's mother (Laurie Metcalf, another Roseanne alum). I love Metcalf's warm performance as a Christian mom full of homespun wisdom, and it's fun to learn about Sheldon's surprisingly down-to-earth background.

1.6 "The Middle-Earth Paradigm": Leonard and Sheldon fundamentally misunderstand Penny's invitation to her Halloween party, asking about the costume parade, etc. Leonard is proud of his Frodo costume until he meets Penny's musclebound ex-boyfriend. After he leaves, humiliated, Penny follows him and gives him a drunken kiss, in the first actual sign that Penny is interested in Leonard and it's not just going to be a weird unrequited thing forever. Even though it mostly is.

3.23 "The Lunar Excitation": Howard (Simon Helberg) and Raj (Kunal Nayyar) create an online dating profile for Sheldon, and everyone is surprised when it turns up a perfect match--the equally nerdy Amy Farrah Fowler (Mayim Byalik, TV's Blossom). Bialik's performance is delightful and her addition to the show really kicks things up in the next few seasons. Meanwhile there is some other business with Penny and Leonard, as usual.

Bonus Episodes

1.5 "The Hamburger Postulate": Leonard is used for casual sex by his ex, the extremely logical Sheldon rival Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert, in another bit of amusing Roseanne reunionry).

1.11 "The Pancake Batter Anomaly": The guys get sick and Penny takes care of them; a standard sitcom plot notable for the first signs of a surprising amount of warmth between Penny and Sheldon.

1.17 "The Tangerine Factor" & 2.1 "The Bad Fish Paradigm": A two-part episode flirts with the idea of putting Leonard and Penny together, but although they enjoy dating briefly, Penny is hurt when Leonard says she isn't smart.

2.8 "The Lizard-Spock Expansion": Leonard has a relationship with a non-Penny woman, a likeable doctor (Sara Rue), and Sheldon comes up with an expanded version Rock-Paper-Scissors.

2.11 "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis": Sheldon goes nuts trying to think of a Christmas present for Penny, and Penny gets him the perfect one. Am I Sheldon/Penny shipper? Should I be?

2.15 "The Maternal Capacitance": Leonard's mother turns out to be the kind of brilliant, cold, neglectful scientist that we all expected Sheldon's mother to be, which sort of explains a lot about why Leonard is so subtly messed up.

3.1 "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation": The guys return from an arctic expedition from the end of season 2 (don't worry about it), and Penny and Leonard get together.

3.5 "The Creepy Candy Coating Corrollary": One of the things TBBT likes to do is to have geeky guest starts. In this episode, Sheldon sparks up a rivalry with Wil Wheaton. In another important deveopment, Penny introduces Howard to a friend, Bernadette (Melissa Rauch), who will become a major character, and sleazy Howard's first real girlfriend.

3.6 "The Cornhusker Vortex": I'm including this episode with Raj and Howard flying kites together because I remember it being pretty gay. Raj/Howard is second only to Sheldon/Penny in the fanfic grand prix.

3.9 "The Vengeance Formulation": Howard tries to decide between Bernadette and all the other theoretical girls he might like, including Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff, who appears in a fantasy sequence.

3.19 "The Wheaton Recurrence": Penny and Leonard break up because Penny can't say "I love you" and something to do with Wil Wheaton.

4.10 "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis": On a girls' night out, Amy Farrah Fowler develops a crush on Penny's ex, which leaves her flustered and overanalytical. Here, Amy, introduced as the female Sheldon, begins developing her own traits, notably her libido, which more-or-less-asexual Sheldon definitely doesn't share.

4.20 "The Herb Garden Germination": Sheldon and Amy's experiment in gossip results in the reveal that Howard and Bernadette are engaged.

And now it's season five.

Roseanne

Roseanne (1988-1997) was a family sitcom, originally structured around Roseanne Barr's comedy act, notable for focusing on a struggling blue-collar family and for its increasingly serious and frank treatment of issues such as unemployment, teen sexuality and abusive relationships. While the VSEs could get cheesy and soap-opera-ish, the show was generally grounded with Roseanne's (Roseanne Barr) snappy wisecracking and the essentially good and stable relationship with her stand-up guy husband, Dan (John Goodman).

Two issues make Key Episodes difficult here: the long run of the show and the incredibly weird final season. Roseanne is famous for its crazy ending. In the final season, the family wins the lottery, essentially rejecting one of the central issues of the show (money problems) and totally changing the dynamic. Then, in the final episode, Roseanne (in character) reveals that the last year or so of the show has been fictional, a story she wrote to distract her from her sadness; the family never won the lottery, and Dan is dead. Overall, I find this experiment in meta-fictionality hollow and unsatisfying, and I consider the final season or so non-canon, which is why you won't find the ending in my key episodes even though it is arguably culturally important and I just explained it here in detail.

Key Episodes

1.1 "Life and Stuff": This is a show where I think the pilot sets everything up pretty well, a sort of slice of life episode with a strong focus on my favorite character, tomboyish middle kid Darlene (Sara Gilbert).

4.1 "A Bitter Pill to Swallow": Eldest daughter Becky (Lecy Goranson) asks Roseanne to take her to a gynecologist to get on the pill and Roseanne and Dan fight about what to do when a child asks for birth control, standing in for parents everywhere and probably making the network groan, "I thought this was a comedy." This aired in 1991 and I have a feeling it would still count as edgy now.

5.1 "Terms of Estrangement Part 1" & 5.2 "Terms of Estrangement Part 2": Becky and her boyfriend Mark (Glenn Quinn) run away together, while Dan's business goes under.

5.19 "It's a Boy!": When Darlene asks if her gentle boyfriend David (Johnny Galecki) can move in, Roseanne laughs it off, but when she visits David's house and realizes his mother is abusive, she finds herself welcoming David to the fold.

Bonus Episodes

1.19 "Workin' Overtime": Roseanne's job is one of the things that changes most in the show. This episode is a good slice of life of her season one job, the assembly line of a factory supervised by a young George Clooney.

2.2 "The Little Sister": Roseanne's sister Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) applies for police academy, a decision which Roseanne mocks relentlessly until she breaks down in tears, afraid for Jackie's life. An emotionally strong Joss Whedon-written episode.

2.14 "One for the Road": The VSE in which Becky and a friend experiment with alcohol. Wheee!

2.16 "Born to Be Wild": Roseanne and Dan's old friend Ziggy (Jay O. Sanders) blasts into town, revealing their biker pasts.

3.4 "Like, A New Job": This is one of Roseanne's employment turning points as she gets a job as a waitress at a diner in the mall, and one of Darlene's as she stops sharing Becky's room and moves into the basement, but really, I'm key episoding it because Alyson Hannigan (Buffy, How I Met Your Mother) is in it briefly.

3.25 "The Pied Piper of Lanford": Ziggy reappears, convinces Roseanne and Dan to leave their jobs to start a bike shop, then disappears again.

4.3 "Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker": Another job change for Jackie as she's drawn to a new butch career--truck-driving--and the show attempts to up its edginess quotient again by revealing that Roseanne's boss Leon (Martin Mull) is gay.

4.4 "Darlene Fades to Black": Darlene leaves her tomboy stage and enters her dark goth stage in an episode that is actually about as sensitive, frustrating and realistic about depression as you can get in 22 minutes.

4.18 "This Old House": Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home, revealing backstory about their abusive father.

4.23 "Secrets": Dan, until now Mark's biggest opponent, feels sorry for him when he sees how upset he is about the break-up and ends up defending him.

5.3 "The Dark Ages": The electricity gets cut off when Roseanne can't pay the bill. Darlene spends the night at David's and gets upset when everyone assumes they had sex.

5.8 "Ladies' Choice": The episode where we find out that Roseanne's friend Nancy (Sandra Bernhardt) is a lesbian. Personally, I was always rooting for Darlene, but I'll take what I can get.

5.13 "Crime and Punishment": Roseanne discovers bruises on Jackie's back and realizes she's being beaten by her boyfriend. Meanwhile, youngest son D.J. (Michael Fishman) gets in trouble for bringing obscene material to school, which turns out to be a comic book Darlene is making with David.

5.22 "Promises, Promises": I love a sex on prom night episode called "Promises, Promises." Classic 90s.

5.25 "Daughters and Other Strangers": Darlene wants to go to art school in Chicago, to the dismay of Roseanne, Dan, and David. D.J. has a new friend nobody likes (Joseph Gordon-Levitt).

There might be some stuff in season 6, but that's as far as I got in the rewatch before Netflix took it away.